i feel so bad for the japanese girls whose selfies are posted without their consent by ppl with urls like kitten-strawberry-cum what the hell is wrong with you creepy fucks
You ever have that one fanfiction you’ve read multiple times, and you’ll return to it over and over again and just soak it in, and maybe you’ll go a while without reading it but maybe you’ve watched the source material recently and you feel like you have to go through it again, because it’s just that good?
… ‘Cause I know I do.
Yes. YES. But I have a fanfiction that is SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS that I keep going back and reading it.
Optimus Prime x Vacuum Cleaner
… Well shit, dude, I think yours sounds like it blows mine out of the water.
I keep fanfics like that on my kindle. In. Not Optimus prime/vacuum cleaner, like multiple rereads.
I’d keep an Optimus Prime/Vacuum Cleaner fic on my kindle just for the sheer novelty, really.
sometimes, when i’m feeling sad, i re-read a banjo-kazooie erotic fanfic i found a while ago and laugh so hard that i forget what i was sad about
i should buy a kindle just to contain it, really
If Kazooie has a vagina instead of a cloaca, then it’s bullshit and I don’t want to read it.
kazooie doesn’t feature aside from a brief cameo, but i think this excerpt does more to describe it than anything i could ever say
